December 2011
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“Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting....”
– Big Bang Theory, The Jiminy Conjecture
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“Yeah, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with...”
– Sheldon, Big Bang Theory
Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
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The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Leonard Hofstadter: What's the emergency?
Howard Wolowitz: I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch.
Sheldon Cooper: Where?
Howard Wolowitz: On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield... Where do you think? On Mars!
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The pork chop indeterminacy
Rajnesh Koothrappali: Everyone knows genetic diversity produces the strongest offspring. Why not put a little mocha in your latte?
Sheldon Cooper: That is true, but consider the fact that you require pharmaceutical medication to even talk to someone of the opposite sex.
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The pancake batter anomoly
Sheldon Cooper: [hands Leonard a measuring cup] Here, take this to the bathroom.
Leonard: What for?
Sheldon Cooper: I need to keep tabs on my fluid outtake to make sure my kidneys haven't shut down.
Leonard: Oh! I make pancake batter in this!
Sheldon Cooper: No, that cup has always been for urine.
Leonard: You've had all this time to label everything, including the label maker, and you didn't make a label for urine cup?
Sheldon Cooper: It's right here on the bottom.
Leonard: Oh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker people a letter of apology
“We had to save you because you’re the mockingjay, Katniss,” says...”
– Catching Fire
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“I stop fighting Finnick, though, and like the night in the fog, I flee what I...”
– Katniss, Catching Fire
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.”
– Eric Hoffer (via livejamie)